The Leukemia Song

The Leukemia Song is a song from VeggieTales episode Why, Charlie Brown, Why?. It is one of Janice's favorite song and the parody of Haman's Song.

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Janice:
 * Well Bob, my cancer
 * Should be on my arm

Bob:
 * Oh, really? Don't you worry
 * You don't need to alarm

Janice:
 * A much greater dan-ger
 * may await you noooow

Larry: How's that possible?

Janice:
 * With permission, your High-ness,’’
 * I'll tell you how

Larry: Go on.

Bob: Oh, dear.

Janice:
 * It's my duty to in-form you
 * and if I'm cor-rect
 * To ignore this great e-mer-gen-cy
 * would be neg-lect


 * It's the mot-to of my hos-pital:
 * "Serve and pro-tect"
 * There are those who walk a-mong us
 * who show no re-spect

Larry: Really?

Janice: is for me-dia''
 * ''Right now, the can-cer

I've got leu-kemia''
 * ''And right now

Bob: Oh my goodness! Tell me about the doctors that they done lots of test on you.

Janice: lots of test on me'' but it mat-ters can it be''
 * ''The doc-tors had done
 * ''Now first they took a blood test

the pros-pect makes me weeee-ep''
 * ''I have a pin prick on my finger

is where you'll sleep''
 * ''A Cucumber-shaped sarcophagus

Larry:: Really?

I'm not from In-dia!''
 * ''The nerve!

Janice: I've got leu-kemia''
 * ''And right now

[Bob]: "Janice, if you think you have cancer, why shouldn't you have to talk to the doctors about it?" [Janice]: "Well, the leukemia cells live way deep inside your bones where blood is made." [Bob]: "Oh. Well, tell me about the bone marrow test." [Janice]: "Okay. The bone marrow test..."

Well Bob, they stick another needle right down there. [Bob]: "Oh no! Why did they stick the needle? I think you're hair has been bare!" A simple solution, and take some bone marrow out [Bob]: "Well, how can I help?" With permission, your Highness, that's what it's all about.

Bob: Yes? What about the X-ray machine and the intravenous?

Janice:
 * After bone mar-row test,
 * They X-rayed me
 * With the big machine
 * and took me pic-tures in-side of me


 * But before the intravenous
 * You have to close the deeee-al


 * And it needs the medicine
 * of your like-ly seal

Bob: Larry and I are agree!

Bob and Larry: We're not from me-dia!

Bob, Larry and Janice: And right now, it's called leu-kemia!

The doc-tors took a blood test with a tiny little prick Who sticks into their blood into mat-ters what we picked

For cri-mes a-gain-st the hos-pital the doctors need the test

The hair makes it fall off and that's what we do best

Bob: And look, the nurse gives what I've got!

Janice: And the nurse, says I have to have another shot

Bob: Ha!


 * Janice is given from me-dia!

Chorus:
 * And right now, she's
 * got leu-kemia